Will Signal Leave the UK?
This week in Privacy and AI News, Signal threatens to leave UK users behind if the encryption weakening bill is passed and scientists are working to use human brains to store information for AI. We look at several stories in privacy and artificial technology.

Self-driving Repossessed Cars
This week in the Business and Silly News, Ford wins a patent for self-repossessing, self-driving cars and our world gets one step closer to Demolition Man with virtual lips. We look at several stories in technology, business, and silly news.

A Collection of Plandemic Paranoia
This week in Banned News, we look at technology intersections to climate change, crime, population control with articles that can't be discussed on the toobies.

The Articles

Privacy
https://www.techradar.com/news/your-ring-camera-features-are-about-to-change-and-not-in-a-good-way

https://www.vice.com/en/article/7k85qe/us-military-signs-contract-to-put-facial-recognition-on-drones

https://techcrunch.com/2023/03/02/secret-service-ice-warrantless-stingray/

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/feb/24/signal-app-warns-it-will-quit-uk-if-law-weakens-end-to-end-encryption

AI Overlords
https://www.techradar.com/news/this-startup-wants-to-use-generative-ai-to-write-your-marketing-copy

https://notthebee.com/article/microsoft-doubles-down-on-ai-powered-search-engine-amid-deranged-responses/

https://www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2023/02/ai-generated-voice-recording-grants-access-to-telephone-banking

https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjkgap/scientists-now-want-to-create-ai-using-real-human-brain-cells

Business
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/02/google-has-gotten-so-cheap-employees-now-have-to-share-desks/

https://www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/2023/03/lastpass-breach-investigation-reveals-remote-work-weak-link

https://techcrunch.com/2023/02/28/amazon-is-letting-employees-use-their-stock-to-finance-home-purchases-and-even-second-homes/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-11803631/Ford-patents-self-driving-car-repossesses-owner-fails-payments.html

Silly
https://notthebee.com/article/claws-come-out-as-maine-tries-to-protect-birds-from-cats-with-taxation/

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2023/02/youtube-video-causes-pixel-phones-to-instantly-reboot/

https://nypost.com/2023/02/25/colombia-court-moves-to-metaverse-hosts-first-hearing/

https://cybernews.com/tech/patented-remote-kissing-device-china/

Banned
https://cwbchicago.com/2023/02/chicago-man-arrested-twice-in-one-day-for-breaking-into-cars-while-on-electronic-monitoring-for-breaking-into-cars.html

https://twitter.com/CitizenFreePres/status/1631337079182614528

https://notthebee.com/article/new-study-says-that-wwii-style-rationing-of-food-fuel-clothing-and-other-goods-is-what-we-need-to-stop-climate-change/

https://reclaimthenet.org/who-target-misinformation-disinformation-international-law

https://notthebee.com/article/this-guy-asked-people-to-share-their-craziest-photos-from-the-pandemic-and-they-are-just-as-bas-as-i-remember/